#5 - I don't care about you, your birthday, or that you got banned for being 10.

 The conversation (All private message)

D`: hello im fnarsbuddy  
:3 Oh hai
D`: who perma banned me  
:3 Mods can't perma-ban users. You had to be perma-banned by an admin
D`: why did u report to a admin  
:3 I didn't do anything. You're quick to assume things, aren't you?
D`: then someone reported me to a admin  
:3 Could have been anyone. Maybe you shouldn't have done things to get yourself banned in the first place.
D`: i didnt do thing i asked for it  
:3 Then.... I'm confused.
:3 Why are you telling me these things.
D`: ur the mod who banned me  
:3 I am?
D`: yes   
D`: dont be stupid  
:3 I'm still standing by my original question. Why are you telling me this?
D`: ur the mod who banned me plz just tell me the trush im only 10 bro im crying cuz of u plz tell me  
:3 You probably got banned because you admitted to being underage. You know this site is bound by law, to remove any users under the age of 13. Right?
D`: dude tell me the truth my b=day was yesterday plz bro it unfair im crying  
:3 I'm telling you as much truth as I can. You're not listening to me.
:3 If you want to keep your account here. Just don't post anything in chat. Especially the posts you're posting in it now. You're spamming, and that gets people silenced.
D`: im not posting anything  

(He was spamming a little, I just omitted it, because it's spam)
D`: y r u mean?  
:3 but either way. I have to tell you. I really don't care about you, or your sob story of being banned. It's your fault you lied about your age to make an account here.
:3 I'm not being mean. I'm being honest. You said to tell you the truth. So I am.

(Okay, now I'm being mean :P)
:3 Can you not tell the difference?
:3 Of course you can't. You're 10 years old.
D`: im 11 my b-day was yesterday i forgot   
:3 I don't care/.
:3 Users under 13 aren't allowed, by law, to be here.
:3 You agree'd to this when you made your account.
D`: noboy read the terms and conditions  
:3 Plenty of people do.
:3 Just because you didn't, doesn't mean you can say things like that just to justify the fact that you didn't. It doesn't matter.
:3 Now, I suggest you stop messaging me. I'm just a mean dude who doesn't care about you, your birthday, or the fact that you got banned. :3
:3 Maybe you should read the terms and conditions. It'll help.
:3 You agreed you read them anyway, when you clicked that box when making the account.
D`: stop messaging me i promise ill og out i swear i will never log in again or make a different account   
:3 I'm trying to help you.
D`: im sorry i ever made a account im sooo sory  
:3 I don't care.
D`: im gonne log out im sorry  
:3 Still don't care.
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My Judgement

Just another kid who shouldn't be on this site in the first place. I can only hope he really doesn't come back for a while. It's clear he is not mature enough to participate on this site. Maybe he can stay and just play games. I don't care. So long as I don't have to deal with another kid in the chat-room who has zero common sense or etiquette.

#2 - I love picking fights in PM's

 The conversation (All private messages unless otherwise stated)

:(  just get the **** out of here and get a real mod   
:3  U MAD?
:(  up yours   
:3  Yep. U MAD!
:( suck some dick   
:3 Y U MAD?
:( what the **** is wrong with you   
:3 Nothing as far as I know, I went to the doctor the other day, and she said everything was fine.
:( yes im mad! dickhead   
:3 I know that already, I'm curious as to why?
:( shithead   
:3 That's the best you've got?
:3 Pity.
:(  im reporting you   
:3 That supposed to be threatening?
:(  no but your trying to start a fight with me   
:3 I don't fight people. I think you're confused.
:(  i just reported you   
:3 What did you say in the report?

In public chat

:(  i just reported a mod!!!
:3 Look how proud he is!

Back to Private chat

:(  you tried to start a fight with me over privet message   
:3  Again, I don't fight people. I believe you are confused.
:3  Also, what is a "privet"?
:(  private   
:(  and you called me pity   
:3 Oh, since you are reporting me anyway. You don't mind if I take this private conversation for my own uses, do you?
:(  SUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
:3 I was merely using "pity" to describe how disappointed I am in your ability to create insults.
:(  bludy the moon   
:(  just shut the **** up   
:3 What?
:3 So, you don't mind if I use this conversation then?
:( u heard me   
:( go ahead shithead   
:3 Okay. Thank you.
:(  ****head   

In public chat

:(  i think i got mouse mad!
:3  Yes. I am so mad! :3

Back to private chat

:3  I am further disappointed with your lack of creative insults.
:(  i said shut up   

My judgement

I got called into a room because of this kid. It seems he wanted to cause a ruckus and get banned, he directly asked for it a couple times, and the other users of the room wanted that, but I refused to do anything about it. He would call me a shithead, tell me to suck a dick, etc... When it was clear that wasn't going to get him the reaction he wanted, he deiced to resort to PMing me. That's when the fun starts.

It's clear his goal was to get under my skin, especially when he breaks away from PM to post in public about how mad he's making me mad. After that point, he stopped PMing me, and stopped having anything to say to anyone at all really. He threw around some insults, but no one cared.

Really, all I have to say about this is. TROLOL. If I ask to use our private conversation, don't let me. :3